What's Film Club?

A Film Club Commentary is just like the commentary track that you can find on most DVDs, only instead of hearing from the cast and crew, you'll hear from us. This is a much better deal: why would you want to hear something boring and informative when you could hear some seriously funny dudes tear apart a bad movie?


How does it work?

Easy. Grab a copy of the DVD we're reviewing (we usually just rent from Blockbuster or Netflix). Then download the mp3. Start the movie and the mp3 at the same time (There's a countdown on the beginning of each commentary to help you sync up). Then just sit back, have a couple drinks, and get obnoxious with us!

For extra bonus points, you can also download free Sharecrow software that'll automatically sync up the DVD and the mp3 for you. Then just download the 'crow' version of the commentary. You can grab Sharecrow here: www.sharecrow.net

Lost Boys: The Tribe

From IMDB.com [1]: The sequel to the 1987 cult hit The Lost Boys takes us to the shady surf city of Luna Bay, California, where vampires quickly dispatch anyone who crosses their path. Into this dark world arrive Chris Emerson (Hilgenbrink) and his younger sister, Nicole (Reeser). Having just lost their parents in a car accident, the siblings move in with their eccentric Aunt Jillian and become new prey for the locals way of life. When Nicole unwittingly falls for a local vampire, Chris must locate and destroy the gangs lifeline before his sister's transformation is complete; to do this Chris finds himself relying on the expertise of none other than Edgar Frog (Feldman). Subtle references to characters from the original film, and cameos from returning actors offer homage to the Lost Boys legend and set a sinister tone of impending doom. From us: When surfers retire under mysterious circumstances, they apparently all move to Vancouver, call it California, speak in bad valley accents and become Xtreme Vampires. This blatant cash-in stars the Sutherland brother they've been hiding under the stairs all these years, the poor man's Lauren Conrad (must be a REALLY poor man), and Corey Feldman, who has used his time out of the limelight to find the world's most bitchin' hairpiece. Buy This DVD [2] Commentators: Anthony Carboni [3], Scott Moschella [4] DOWNLOAD COMMENTARY [5] [1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031254/ [2] http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FLost-Boys-Tribe-Corey-Feldman%2Fdp%2FB001ANQY7Y%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Ddvd%26qid%3D1220458432%26sr%3D8-1&tag=evilprimate-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325 [3] http://www.anthonycarboni.com [4] http://plasticbugs.com [5] http://www.evilprimate.com/commentaries/lostboys2.mp3

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Congo

From IMDB.com [1]: A megalomaniac C.E.O. sends his son into the dangerous African Congo on a quest for a source of diamonds large enough and pure enough to function as powerful laser communications transmitters (or is it laser weapons?). When contact is lost with his son and the team, his sometime daughter- in-law is sent after them. She is a former CIA operative and, accompanied by gee-whiz gadgetry and a few eccentric characters (including a mercenary, a researcher with a talking gorilla, and a a nutty Indiana-Jones-type looking for King Solomon's Mines), sets out to rescue her former fiancé. What they all discover is that often what we most want turns out to be the source of our downfall. From us: This movie should be about Bruce Campbell using his diamond-powered laser to destroy an army of evil gorillas in his quest for the treasurs of King Solomon. Instead it's about a guy in a monkey costume using a power glove to bore you to death while Ernie Hudson gives you the Idiot's Guide to African Politics. Special appearance by one of Tim Curry's many over-the-top, made up accents. Buy This DVD [2] Commentators: Anthony Carboni [3], Scott Moschella [4], Andres Palmiter [5] DOWNLOAD COMMENTARY [6] DOWNLOAD SHARECROW COMMENTARY [7] [1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112715/ [2] http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/6305495106?ie=UTF8&tag=evilprimate-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=6305495106 [3] http://www.anthonycarboni.com [4] http://plasticbugs.com [5] http://www.nextnewnetworks.com [6] http://www.evilprimate.com/commentaries/congo.mp3 [7] http://www.evilprimate.com/commentaries/congo_crow.zip

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Orca: The Killer Whale

From IMDB.com [1]: The fisherman and owner of a fishing vessel, Captain Nolan (Richard Harris), becomes aware of the economical value of an orca whale alive through the lecture of the biologist Rachel Bedford (Charlotte Rampling) and decides to capture one to pay the mortgage of his ship. However, the operation fails and he kills a pregnant female whale and its offspring. The male mate orca seeks revenge against Captain Nolan and his crew, jeopardizing the fishing community of the coastal town. From us: Albus Dumbledore is drunk. And when Albus Dumbledore gets drunk, Albus Dumbledore kills whale fetuses. Unfortunately, this time he killed the wrong whale fetus. When its father seeks revenge, only a stereotypical movie indian, the world's most boring college professor, and the lead singer of Rusted Root can help him fight the Lex Luthor of whales. Buy This DVD [2] Commentators: Anthony Carboni [3], Eddie Whitewolf DOWNLOAD COMMENTARY [4] DOWNLOAD SHARECROW COMMENTARY [5] [1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076504/ [2] http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002I832M?ie=UTF8&tag=evilprimate-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B0002I832M [3] http://www.anthonycarboni.com [4] http://www.evilprimate.com/commentaries/orca.mp3 [5] http://www.evilprimate.com/commentaries/orca_crow.zip

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Jumper

From IMDB.com [1]: David Rice (Hayden Christiansen) is a high school student in Ann Arbor, abandoned by his mother at five, enamored with Millie (Rachel Bilson), a fellow student, and picked on by at least one classmate. On a winter's day, while about to drown, he discovers he can transport himself instantaneously to anyplace on earth. He leaves town, goes to New York City, robs a bank vault, and comes to the attention of a shadowy group of government hunters. Eight years later, the hunters, led by the murderous Roland (Samuel L. Jackson), get a fix on David. He heads home, searches out Millie, invites her to travel with him, and only later realizes that Roland and his crew are seriously deadly. Is everyone close to David in danger? From us: The whiny guy who ruined Star Wars and Rachel Bilson's skeleton are on the run from a shadowy agency led by a Dennis Rodman impersonator. Can their only friend, a mysterious hobbit, help them to defeat their enemies? Also: what is Diane Lane doing in this movie? Buy This DVD [2] Commentators: Anthony Carboni [3], Justin Johnson [4] DOWNLOAD COMMENTARY [5] DOWNLOAD SHARECROW COMMENTARY [6] [1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489099/ [2] http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FJumper-Single-Disc-Hayden-Christensen%2Fdp%2FB00177Y9ZC%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Ddvd%26qid%3D1216384261%26sr%3D8-1&tag=evilprimate-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325 [3] http://www.anthonycarboni.com [4] http://www.onetrick.net [5] http://www.evilprimate.com/commentaries/jumper.mp3 [6] http://www.evilprimate.com/commentaries/jumper_crow.zip

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The Faculty

From IMDB.com [1]: Herrington High, Ohio, a small-town highschool. All of a sudden, the teachers start changing attitude. When Casey and Delilah have to hide in a closet in the teacher's lounge, they witness the strangulation of Nurse Harper by two of them. Shocked, they manage to flee. Only moments later, the nurse seems to be very alive, but also somehow changed, like all the teachers and most of the students. Only Casey, Delilah and four others seem to be suspicious. Proof of an alien infection is finally brought by the chemistry teacher, who also points out a way to kill the infected humans. The plan now is to get the queen, before the aliens can spread out over the whole country. Buy This DVD [2] Commentators Anthony Carboni [3], Eddie Whitewolf [4], Taryn O'Leary Download Commentary: MP3 [5] Discuss this commentary in our forums! [6] [1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133751/ [2] http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/0790732912&tag=evilprimate-20&camp=1789&creative=9325 [3] http://www.evilprimate.com/staff/anthony [4] http://www.evilprimate.com/staff/eddie [5] http://www.evilprimate.com/commentaries/thefaculty.mp3 [6] http://www.evilprimate.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=313

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Batman and Robin

From IMDB.com [1]: Mr. Freeze plans on taking Gotham City hostage by freezing the town into a permanent winter. In the meantime, a new seductive villainous, Poison Ivy, has appeared to cause a rift in the partnership of Batman & Robin. While all this is happening, faithful butler Alfred is dying. Mr. Freeze holds the key to save his life. Enter Batgirl to help save the day. Buy This DVD [2] Commentators: Eddie Whitewolf, Alan Mazzotta, Ben Gray, Nate Goodman Download Commentary: MP3 [3] Discuss this commentary in our forums! [4] [1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118688/ [2] http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/0790732912&tag=evilprimate-20&camp=1789&creative=9325 [3] http://www.evilprimate.com/commentaries/batmanandrobin.mp3 [4] http://www.evilprimate.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=253

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Equilibrium

From IMDB.com [1]: In a futuristic world, a strict regime has eliminated war by suppressing emotions: books, art and music are strictly forbidden and feeling is a crime punishable by death. Cleric John Preston (Bale) is a top ranking government agent responsible for destroying those who resist the rules. Whe he misses a dose of Prozium, a mind-altering drug that hinders emotion, Preston, who has been trained to enforce the strict laws of the new regime, suddenly becomes the only person capable of overthrowing it. Special bonus! Get drunk with our commentators and learn about science while you watch a terrible movie! Experiment details here: CLICKTOPIA! [2] Commentators Anthony Carboni [3], Jon Rivera, Dean Levitt [4], Glynn Sullivan [5], Lindsey Grimes Download Commentary: MP3 [6] Discuss this commentary in our forums! [7] [1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0238380/ [2] http://www.ohmygoditburns.com/wordpress/index.php?p=4 [3] http://www.anthonycarboni.com [4] http://www.thularock.com [5] http://www.thularock.com [6] http://www.evilprimate.com/commentaries/equilibrium.mp3 [7] http://www.evilprimate.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=220

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War of the Worlds

From IMDB.com [1]: Ray Ferrier is a working class man living in New Jersey. He's estranged from his family, his life isn't in order, and he's too caught up with himself. But the unthinkable and, ultimately, the unexpected happens to him in an extraordinary sense. His small town life is shaken violently by the arrival of destructive intruders: Aliens which have come en masse to destroy Earth. As they plow through the country in a wave of mass destruction and violence, Ray must come to the defense of his children. As the world must fend for itself by a new and very advanced enemy not of this world, it's inhabitants must save humanity from a far greater force that threatens to destroy it. Commentators Anthony Carboni [2], Dean Levitt [3], Glynn Sullivan [4], Vanessa Miller, Sarah Forti Download Commentary: MP3 [5] Discuss this movie in our forums! [6] [1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0407304/ [2] http://www.anthonycarboni.com [3] http://www.thularock.com [4] http://www.thularock.com [5] http://ia300221.us.archive.org/3/items/EP_Film_Club_WaroftheWorlds/wotw.mp3 [6] http://www.evilprimate.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=160

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D.E.B.S.

From IMDB.com [1]: Recruited by the U.S. government for their unique ability to lie, cheat and fight, Amy, Max, Janet and Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world and keep their lipstick perfectly applied while doing so. Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission- to capture vexing vixen Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. When D.E.B.S. star player, Amy, falls for Lucy, chaos erupts and the D.E.B.S. loyalty is put to the test. Commentators: Tighe Arnold, Anthony Carboni [2], Nate Goodman, Ben Gray, Alan Mazzotta, Eddie Whitewolf Download Commentary: MP3 [3] Discuss this movie in our forums! [4] [1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367631/ [2] http://www.evilprimate.com/staff/anthony [3] http://ia300205.us.archive.org/0/items/epfilmclubdebs/debs.mp3 [4] http://www.evilprimate.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=73

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