Evil Primate

Lost Boys: The Tribe

Administrator — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:34:50 +0000

From IMDB.com:
The sequel to the 1987 cult hit The Lost Boys takes us to the shady surf city of Luna Bay, California, where vampires quickly dispatch anyone who crosses their path. Into this dark world arrive Chris Emerson (Hilgenbrink) and his younger sister, Nicole (Reeser). Having just lost their parents in a car accident, the siblings move in with their eccentric Aunt Jillian and become new prey for the locals way of life. When Nicole unwittingly falls for a local vampire, Chris must locate and destroy the gangs lifeline before his sister’s transformation is complete; to do this Chris finds himself relying on the expertise of none other than Edgar Frog (Feldman). Subtle references to characters from the original film, and cameos from returning actors offer homage to the Lost Boys legend and set a sinister tone of impending doom.

From us:
When surfers retire under mysterious circumstances, they apparently all move to Vancouver, call it California, speak in bad valley accents and become Xtreme Vampires. This blatant cash-in stars
the Sutherland brother they’ve been hiding under the stairs all these years, the poor man’s Lauren Conrad (must be a REALLY poor man), and Corey Feldman, who has used his time out of the limelight to find the world’s most bitchin’ hairpiece.

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Commentators: Anthony Carboni, Scott Moschella

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Congo

Administrator — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:09:45 +0000

From IMDB.com:
A megalomaniac C.E.O. sends his son into the dangerous African Congo on a quest for a source of diamonds large enough and pure enough to function as powerful laser communications transmitters (or is it laser weapons?). When contact is lost with his son and the team, his sometime daughter- in-law is sent after them. She is a former CIA operative and, accompanied by gee-whiz gadgetry and a few eccentric characters (including a mercenary, a researcher with a talking gorilla, and a a nutty Indiana-Jones-type looking for King Solomon’s Mines), sets out to rescue her former fiancé. What they all discover is that often what we most want turns out to be the source of our downfall.

From us:
This movie should be about Bruce Campbell using his diamond-powered laser to destroy an army of evil gorillas in his quest for the treasurs of King Solomon. Instead it’s about a guy in a monkey costume using a power glove to bore you to death while Ernie Hudson gives you the Idiot’s Guide to African Politics.

Special appearance by one of Tim Curry’s many over-the-top, made up accents.

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Commentators: Anthony Carboni, Scott Moschella, Andres Palmiter

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Orca: The Killer Whale

Administrator — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:37:12 +0000

From IMDB.com:
The fisherman and owner of a fishing vessel, Captain Nolan (Richard Harris), becomes aware of the economical value of an orca whale alive through the lecture of the biologist Rachel Bedford (Charlotte Rampling) and decides to capture one to pay the mortgage of his ship. However, the operation fails and he kills a pregnant female whale and its offspring. The male mate orca seeks revenge against Captain Nolan and his crew, jeopardizing the fishing community of the coastal town.

From us:
Albus Dumbledore is drunk. And when Albus Dumbledore gets drunk, Albus Dumbledore kills whale fetuses. Unfortunately, this time he killed the wrong whale fetus. When its father seeks revenge, only a stereotypical movie indian, the world’s most boring college professor, and the lead singer of Rusted Root can help him fight the Lex Luthor of whales.

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Commentators: Anthony Carboni, Eddie Whitewolf

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Jumper

Administrator — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:37:04 +0000

From IMDB.com:
David Rice (Hayden Christiansen) is a high school student in Ann Arbor, abandoned by his mother at five, enamored with Millie (Rachel Bilson), a fellow student, and picked on by at least one classmate. On a winter’s day, while about to drown, he discovers he can transport himself instantaneously to anyplace on earth. He leaves town, goes to New York City, robs a bank vault, and comes to the attention of a shadowy group of government hunters. Eight years later, the hunters, led by the murderous Roland (Samuel L. Jackson), get a fix on David. He heads home, searches out Millie, invites her to travel with him, and only later realizes that Roland and his crew are seriously deadly. Is everyone close to David in danger?

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The whiny guy who ruined Star Wars and Rachel Bilson’s skeleton are on the run from a shadowy agency led by a Dennis Rodman impersonator. Can their only friend, a mysterious hobbit, help them to defeat their enemies? Also: what is Diane Lane doing in this movie?

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Commentators: Anthony Carboni, Justin Johnson

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Lemonade Stand

Administrator — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:03:36 +0000

An industrious little girl learns the value of a dollar.

Writer/Director: Anthony Carboni
Editor: Jon Rivera
Crew: Eddie Whitewolf, Alan Mazzotta
Cast: Lauren Ferrebee, Ashleigh Ferrebee, Anthony Ferrebee, Robert Carboni, Cindy Carboni

Story Meeting

Administrator — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:48:31 +0000

A completely factual documentary that provides rare insight into the creative process of Evil Primate.

Spoiler alert: there isn’t much of one.

Camera: Lindsey Alley
Editor: Jon Rivera
Cast: Anthony Carboni, Eddie Whitewolf, Alan Mazzotta, Ben Gray

2008 MTV Movie Awards UNCUT

Administrator — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:48:45 +0000

What really went down during the “Best Movie” category.

Compiled after watching our first MTV Movie Awards in almost a decade.

Dining With Disaster: An Indy Mogul Test Film

Administrator — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:30:38 +0000

Made for the Breakable Furniture episode, which you can watch here: CLICK

Written/Directed: Anthony Carboni
Camera/Editor: Jon Rivera
Gaffer: Jared Roessler
Boom Operator: Ted Alexander
Special Effects: Erik Beck
Production Assistant: Maggie Murray

Cast: Diana Bologna, Erik Beck, Anthony Carboni

The Gag Reel

Administrator — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 06:00:23 +0000

Compiled by Jon Rivera

Support Group

Administrator — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:58:12 +0000

Director/Writer: Anthony Carboni
Camera/Editor: Jon Rivera
Assistant Director: Lee Rubenstein
Production Assistant: Maggie Murray
Cast: Anthony Carboni, Justin Johnson, Erik Beck